Ever put on a pencil skirt and wonder whether it shrunk? It suctions to my skin and I wriggle more than before. It has to be the dryer. Right? It can’t be me. I’m actually working out now. Has working out made me put on weight?
I wriggle and wrestle the skirt to my waist. The material is awkward around my thighs. I sit, hoping for the best. It feels… ok. That top button won’t do up. Is it me?
No, no, it has to be the dryer…
I smooth down the skirt and strut out of the bedroom. Hopefully there will be no major wardrobe issues at the office today.